arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006

arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.

Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.

by Onion Terror January 6, 2008

Arse burglary

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!

by dirtdawg November 14, 2009

Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.

Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.

by Silversausage October 7, 2010

Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.

Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper

by kerouacfan March 8, 2011

arse scarf

a sarong, bum scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.

by Wendizzel September 7, 2011