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Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
by Paddy Kenny April 14, 2008
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Alton Wet Foot

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008
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Arlo

is pronounced AR-loh. It is of Spanish origin, and its meaning is "sex machine". Also Italian variant of Charles. Became popular in the early 1970s, possibly due to the fame of folksinger Arlo Guthrie.
Who's the craziest SOB we know? - Arlo
by Michael Jordan 9 February 5, 2010
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arton

A sexy, thought out guy, not much smarter than the average squirrel. hot and self absorbed. loves attention and will do anyting for a porn magazine.
That kid, he's such an arton, he went home and licked the magazine full of cheerleaders!
by Poundcake hearter March 8, 2007
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Arlo

Arlo is a a dude known for his monster cock, typically ranging from anywhere between 15 to 35 inches.
You also wouldn't want to mess with an Arlo, he can use his monster cock to knock you unconscious with one swing.
"damn, I can hardly see the top of arlo's cock"
"oh shit, its arlo with his monster cock again! Run!"
by used.to.be.a.shuttlecock December 18, 2021
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Torviscas Alto

noun, geogr.

a part of Playa de las Americas town in Southern Tenerife. Home to upper income earners from Brittain and Germany or Russian oil company executives. A better, posher, finer, safer place to live.
Movin' to Torviscas Alto next month: the rent will eventually kill me but I will die in style.
by Sasha Henke July 20, 2007
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Super-Valid-Fashion-Bitchin-Espe-Alto-Gorgeous

An adjective created by the NY based Music Group "Undefined Society" used to explain oneself as; the highest acceptance, the best looking, fashion complaining, High attitude and state of mind person possible.
"Oh my god Jasmine look at Raul! He's so Super-Valid-Fashion-Bitchin-Espe-Alto-Gorgeous in those jeans right now."
by Undefined Society September 3, 2013
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