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Apple

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.
Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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Apples

Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST
-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!
by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 7, 2010
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Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.
by InternetPlayer January 15, 2007
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Apple

To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.
Bite my apple, ignoramus.
by Little sandwiches June 19, 2010
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Apple

1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
4)Food
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone
'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton
by Castfield March 2, 2009
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princess mia bit into the red apple. What a scrumptious fruit! she thought
by jungobananas August 5, 2008
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Apple

Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual
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ex. 1
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she?
guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple
guy 1: she's my girlfriend...
guy 2: oh....
(awkward pause)
guy 1: ya, what an apple.

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ex 2
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy?
guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend?
guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple
by the Webster Dictionary June 9, 2008
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