Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.

Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

after party

A party after a party, a party when girls and guys get naughty and have drugs.

Welcome to the after party, hope that you feelin naughty, I'm leaving here with somebody, so you got me like WHOA WHOA WHOA

by Nabeel & Asim July 17, 2004

afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

by theclerk June 27, 2008

after-birthers

citizens who have totally had enough of "birthers" and are ready to end that shit now

Join the "after-birthers movement" now, you know who we are after.

by donym August 4, 2009

Afterkill

To cause the death of someone after they have already been killed.

Zombie!! Time for some afterkill!!

by Burden13 December 22, 2009

after sex snack

The answer to tummy-growlies after a long day of sexercise; the after sex snack is a must have for all non-smokers after a {few} rounds of intense copulation. Generally comprised of bacon, ice cream, chocolate or any other "guilty pleasure" food... Since the calories burned from good sex allow one to indulge in flavor heaven!

After all that incredible sexercise, I ran to the freezer, grabbed the chocolate ice cream and slathered it on my body as after sex snack so my sex goddess, Miss Rebecca, would have the strength for more sexy sex!

by Captain Horny Mc'Hornster March 15, 2010