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Accident

A baby conceived due to a broken/forgotten condom.
Oh god, here comes Loretta and that little accident of hers Billy.
by Satan Trump June 5, 2018
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An expression of extreme regret or embarrassment after realizing that one has unintentionally shared false or misleading information. This phrase may be used humorously to indicate a person's chagrin or remorse for mistakenly passing on incorrect facts, rumors, or gossip.
Nigel: "Did you hear that Bill Gates is actually an alien from another planet?"
Billy: "What? No, that's just a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Where did you hear that?"
Nigel: "Oh no, I saw it on some random blog and shared it on Facebook. NNNNDIID NO NO NO! I ACCIDENTALLY SPREAD MISINFORMATION!"
by Spa Yoda Fan! March 23, 2023
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freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.
Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.
Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.
by 420 LEM April 14, 2014
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accidentally on purpose

This is a word that my sister & I & our friends all used in the 70' & 80's as kids growing up.

It meant that you did something on purpose, (possibly something you already suspected wasn't a great idea)

but a larger unexpected outcome that resulted was an accident.
I was skipping stones in the lake & I accidentally on purpose hit Christina in the head with a rock. (true story...why was I skipping stones in the direction of anyone's head!!)

In 7th grade I accidentally on purpose flooded the home ec classroom with suds because I decided to throw a bar of soap into the dishwasher to see what happened after the teacher specifically pointed out that we should only use dishwasher detergent. (true)

I accidentally on purpose got a huge burn blister on my thumb when I pressed it on the outside of the waffle iron at my godmother's house to see if the outside was also hot like the inside. (also true)
by KateKennedyDance August 11, 2014
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Accidental Bulimia

When you are brushing your teeth and your toothbrush accidentally hits your uvula, causing you to throw up the food you had just eaten. This usually leads to full-on bulimia when you purposefully stick your finger in your throat and cause yourself to barf.
Trixie: Last month I was brushing my teeth and developed accidental bulimia.
Lizzie: No way! Me too! We should throw up together sometime!
Trixie: Sounds fun!
by heyitsyouknowwho January 12, 2011
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accidental jerk

someone who finds themselves acting like a jerk by mistake or accident.
I am such an accidental jerk for calling that homosexual man a fagget.
by oatmeal157 February 26, 2009
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