Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

by Batman Dago February 6, 2018

Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017

dookey wads

Big explosive poopies

You big dookey wads!

by jellobelly101 April 18, 2018

gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018

Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

by DEICER December 15, 2022

Dip-wad

Someone who is annoying in a way that is slightly over the average amount of annoying. Or perhaps they're just not cooperating...

Get over here, you dip-wad!

by +Fake+Noodle+ January 20, 2022