Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021
Get the Borismug. A kid that’s way below the standards of being a high rank like plat 2 in Rainbow 6 Siege for example gets carried he drops breadsticks and donuts every game, also Tks when you’re about to clutch the game by yeeting a c4 and claps 3 teammates
by Borissucks March 24, 2020
Get the Borismug. A term used by British White men predominantly on Facebook to show there disliking of Illegal Immigrants.
by ✨🙈 September 13, 2020
Get the Back Borismug. The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
by FlintMac September 25, 2021
Get the Boris Gumpmug. Boris is definition of sigma male. He might seem weak, but belive me you don’t wanna mess with him. He have balls made out of steal and long dick. Boris can have any girl he want he even can have your father. Boris is everything you wanna be, and everything your mom want.
Man: hi sigma male no1 i am sorry to distrub you but my wife and i have a problem
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
Boris (sigma male): what is it
Man: my women wants to have sex but my little dick is not enough for her, so can you fuck her?
Sigma male Boris: she will cum just by looking at my sigma male dick
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021
Get the Borismug. An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.
by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
Get the borismug.