Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger January 21, 2009

a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

do a hitler

When you get mad at a particular group of people and wish you had the ability (and maybe you do) to rearrange their limbs.

If John wasn't sexually attracted to girls, he'd do a Hitler on them.

by u1tr@ $w@g m@$ter defIner April 6, 2015

pull a hitman

in the popular game "left 4 dead", if one of the members of your team gets boomed on and the other three get secured (hunted or smoked) and the boomed guy cannot clear them and they die, this is known as "pulling a hitman"

he cant save them, hes going to pull a hitman!

by little ten ten February 4, 2010

Doing a Hitler

where an individual grows a tash identical to hitlers and invades Poland

" Hay man what you up to "
" Doing a hitler what about you "

by South Cyprus Killer August 14, 2009

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger February 18, 2009

Lets give him a Hitler!

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!

Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!

by T dizzle916 April 15, 2008