zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Zoom Challenge

The Zoom Challenge is when you start a video conference on Zoom and while the session is loading you do a track of cocaine before it starts.

-Damn bro I did the Zoom Challenge and almost got caught

by harry5519 January 13, 2021

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

zoom date

Dating via remote video conference software such as FaceTime or Zoom. This form of distance dating has become increasingly popular during the social distancing guidelines enforced during pandemic times.

Hey Suzy, I'm worried about getting the 'rona. Shall we try a "Zoom Date" instead?

by René Bris April 4, 2020

Zoom raider

A person (usually a teen) that comes to zoom classes and starts ruining the lesson. Showing pornography, speaking loudly, saying swear words.
some people like him cuz he usually ends the lesson. But some people don't cuz they want to learn.

Classmate 1. I hope a zoom raider comes this lesson cuz I didn't do the homework
Classmate 2. Idk they are annoying and the teacher says that police are gonna get involved if WE don't stop giving codes even though we don't even know these people.

by Urm ama April 20, 2020

Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.

Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022