Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?
Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.
by nocharge May 15, 2023
by BarrytheButcher March 29, 2020
In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.
by The Voodoo Hermit October 26, 2015
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
I was working on the set of Seven when that Zipper Tickler caught me in the dressing room. Great actor though.
by Usmc0341 May 14, 2024
Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.
by PandasBiscuit November 09, 2014