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the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

Fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 

Usually a run on sentence commonly used by Indian men when confronted or threatened
Benchod fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck 2 times in the butt

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

well off to visit your mother! 

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
well off to visit your mother! is a noun adjective conjuntion libtard liberal wewe poopoo

I fucked your mother 

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

i know your mother 

something old people say when ur hit or brak their car
old man: i know your mother
boy: whats her name?
old man: never you mind
lol old man=epic fail