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obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "
by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017
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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017
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Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.
Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.
by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018
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Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.
‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
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First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂
‘Oh look it’s first years

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’
by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019
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New Years Eve

The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"

"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
by Unicornpie6666 October 21, 2019
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Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.
I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."
by Geofftech March 25, 2021
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