ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004

naked yoga

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

by Pres7012 December 21, 2014

Yomaris

An AMAZING girl. She is very loyal and kind.But dont get her upset because it will not end well. She is very sweet and her beautiful brown eyes and hair can make anyone fall in love in the blink of an eye. A Yomaris most likely has a big butt. If she ever becomes a mother, she will be an awesome mom. Whomever becomes her child is really lucky and should really appreciate her. Also who ever becomes her loved one must be gratefull. If you ever meet a Yomaris make sure that u NEVER EVER lose her.

I love my mom; Yomaris; so much. I am so glad that she is my mother.

by LifeIsLovely January 30, 2019

mature yogurt

A young stud with a darkened chocolate dick

Mattew is a mature yogurt

by Dickish April 6, 2017

vaginal yogurt

Milky and pasty mucus substance that ozzes from a women's Vagina.

I was down there playing around with her and Rob dipped into some of that vaginal yogurt!

by Samww August 3, 2006

Yogaboating

The act of pushing ones face between two soft, pleasant cheeks which are lightly covered in yoga pants and generally doing anything to pleasure one's self. This includes shaking head back and forth, tongue movement, and general noise-making actions.

Damn. Look at that girl. I would love to go yogaboating in that.

by Yoga pants are the tits October 29, 2009

Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004