Wolverine

A guy must first shave his pubes then place them in a small container to be used for later. While doing doggy-style pull out just before ejaculation, spit on the girls back to mislead them into thinking you nutted on their back. When they turn around to look at you you nut in their face and then throw the pubes in her face and scream "WOLVERINE BITCH!!!!!"

I'm going to wolverine you if you don't shut the hell up.

by WolverineKing March 10, 2009

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Wokerati

Parading their views online and in real life for wokeness points. They also become the most aggressive of online allies, claiming defense on behalf of others. The worst trolls. When meeting people in real life, will triage and add you to their card until they completed their line, can yell bingo and wave it around to show their goodness score. More points offered the more labels and categories you fit into. You are a jewel to showcase their moral goodness to the world. But do not back it up with action.

When in reality, like the glitterati, they are here to increase their perception of fabulousness among their peers. When it's as shallow as a 2 mm puddle.

OMG the wokerati came out in force once they discovered I had autism, didn't give two shits before. Still ain't listening. Now they just talk over me.

Did you see what just happened? The wokerati nailed that 90 year old to the wall even though he was in favour of supporting Indigenous claims to the UN. All because he said Indian instead of indigenous, ffs.

by Sassandpopcorn September 20, 2022

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