Witnesscapist

When you witness a conflict go down, but instead, of doing anything or watch, you walk away and pretend you didn't see anything.

Guy 1: Did you really go out with Stacy, man!? You knew I was into her!
Guy 2, backing off: C'mon, man, I couldn't resist, she was ASKING for it!
Guy 1, lifting his sleeve: You fucking asshole.
Witnesscapist: I better get the fuck out of here

by Matiurban May 4, 2023

witness764

The best of the best.

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Always advancing skills within OSINT, and CSINT

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by witness764 May 21, 2024

Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witnessing

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012