willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it

Wow fam you have a Willy wopper

by Spicey man June 2, 2017

Washington Wiper

The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out

I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion

by Jack Raman June 5, 2017

Double wipped

both partners will do anything for each other even if it means loosing friends

‘Thomas and Alex are so double wipped’

by Annaistheboss February 9, 2020

Early whipper

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet

My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022