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blood wings

Oral sex performed on a woman on her period
"He thought it was love when woke up in the morning with a lump in his throat. But when he noticed the string in his mouth, he knew he had his blood wings"
by Quentin July 31, 2003
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wings

Alternative to wheels, aka a guy's ability to talk to women (with success of course).

Coined by CS & MH on July 22nd, 2010.
Dude, that guy has such big wings - he gets all the girls.
by CSteele/MHolder July 24, 2010
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catch a few winks

it means takin a small nap or jus sleepin off
u guyz carry on while i catch a few winks!!
by steffffiii October 29, 2009
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East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Windsor

In Southwest Ontario right next to Detroit (one of the most violent places in the world.. no offence to Detroiters, there is alot of good people there too). Known as "sin city" for their escort services, street prostitutes, bars, (drinking age is 19 so young Americans go there to party from the Detroit area up to Ohio generally), drugs and bootlegging (more so in the past). In the early 1900's Windsor was also known for Rum Running and have rumored to have many secret underground tunnels leading to various parts of Detroit). Al Capone was rumored to frequent Windsor pretty often in those times.

They are also known for making cars and used to be known as the auto capital of Canada (Ford, Chrysler, and GM.. though GM closed up in Windsor). Windsorites are known to be a blue collar city, who for the most part work hard and pride themselves on being gritty and tough just like the previous slogan of Ford "Built Ford Tough". Much that can be applied to the fabric of Detroit can be applied to the fabric of Windsor (excluding the violence and racial segregation) which makes Windsor commonly referred to Detroit's sister city, even though they are in 2 different Countries. Windsor is also a caring and generous place where they are known to volunteer their time and donate more money than most other places in Canada consistently because most Windsorites have a strong desire to help people who need it most.
Were in Windsor here bingin' beer lookin' for an Engineer who makes Ford Explorer Engines here in the city core but he isnt there.

Tony: Hey.. lets go get lit up on Oulette and blow the rest of our money in the casino.

Tom: Ya.. but not until we hit up a strip club and get a lap dance first bro.
Tony: Strip clubs are obsolete dude, Windsor has massage parlors.
by WackyMac January 6, 2014
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squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.
keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!
by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009
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