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Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus
Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy
by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017
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Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick
John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one
by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019
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Wicked Wiener

a insult for someone that is acting dumb.
Why did you jump off a 500ft cliff, your such a wicked wiener.
by kassideeIsbetter October 15, 2022
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Wet Window Wiener Wiper

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023
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Wiener Brothers

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.
Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

RHYMING NAMES HAVE BEEN USED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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wienerface

A wienerface is a male or female who is in possession of such a nose that it resembles the flacid skin of the penis
i was so drunk i fucked a wienerfaced chick
by ilovechestsnakes March 1, 2009
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Wienerbreath

One who has breath that smells like wiener. It's not hot-dog breath, it smells like a ballsack. If you've got wienerbreath, You've had some balls in your mouth.
Timmy: "Agghhh, what's that smell?"
Johnny: "Ummm, I don't know."
Me: "Timmy, I think Johnny's got wienerbreath."
by "P Nizzle" February 17, 2010
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