Following a clean drop with minimal clean up required, from nowhere, you are hit by a 2nd wave which results in a million wiper.
Dave: "I just had a lovely dump, nice clean break, just about to pull up my trousers and BAM! a 2nd wave. Took forever to get my arse clean."
Jon "I think you better go back and do a vanity wipe just in case!"
Jon "I think you better go back and do a vanity wipe just in case!"
by 2ace November 29, 2011
Get the 2nd wave mug.A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011
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by BoogerEater5 January 16, 2016
Get the 3rd wave feminist mug.The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"
Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?
by Rob Dyrdeck October 12, 2010
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Get the kalu wave mug.a chant football fans sing to managers/players of their own team at the side of the pitch, if they wave they get a massive cheer and if they dont they get a minor boo
by ernie_for_England January 12, 2011
Get the Give us a wave mug.A cancerous group of ugly and disrespectful idiots who attack anyone who dont agree with them. Also there is no need for them.
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