Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.

Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".

by BigBoiV December 6, 2022

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

wolken wash

when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.

dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.

by Brandon dogg May 24, 2005

Washed and Rinsed

It means brainwashed. Like a cult kool-aid drinker.

After hanging out with this girl his friends thought that she had washed and rinsed him from what his personality used to be.

by Phoenixfalling September 17, 2012

Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.

Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter

by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009