sleep writing 

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.

Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..

sleep writing by ZCMC August 9, 2009

Cunny wafting 

Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.

My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.

I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.

Cunny wafting by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009

free writing 

A term used to express the idea of just picking up a pen and writing the streamline of thoughts you're thinking down on a piece of paper and attempting to have some type of flow.

I am free writing because my heads going to explode with thoughts!

free writing by Samita S. March 25, 2008

writing his name in the snow 

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

writing his name in the snow by Rakis April 12, 2016

weiting 

beloved of a ninja.

e.g. without weiting, there wouldn't be a ninja.

weiting by ninja57 January 4, 2011

wailing on guitars 

1. Makeing the gutiar sing like the woman you just had sex with
2. Totally rocking out

Dude you sounded awesome in that set you were really wailing on guitars.

wailing on guitars by penguin7 June 29, 2006

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011