Fate's a waiter 

Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"

I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.

Fate's a waiter by Josh Peters August 9, 2004

Go to waist 

The act of saving something by eating it. Rather than let it go to waste, it goes to your waist.

"I can't throw these cookies out - I think I'll let them go to waist rather than go to waste."

Go to waist by Mossybread. December 13, 2009

Blind from the waist down 

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

Blind from the waist down by Crackhead16 December 1, 2011

bare foot waifu 

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.

Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?

bare foot waifu by tsuroku October 17, 2017

National William Bill Waite Day 

August 26th is National William Bill Waite Day, On this day he can do anything he wants for 24 hours. People often celebrate this day by making a Mr. Waite Shrine, singing, listening, dancing, and making choreography to the song Yesterday by the Beatles.

"Did you hear? Its National William Bill Waite Day! Time to Play Yesterday by The Beatles!"

National William Bill Waite Day by entraptas_wife May 24, 2021

Wait 

Use it before a sentence to exclaim surprise and redirection of a train of thought. Do this no more than once a week and it can add useful emphasis to your communication efforts.

Or, use it before every other sentence as the new like. This way it does nothing at all, but will drive old people nuts and make you sound like a reality show super star.

Dad: Let's have pancakes for dinner.

Kid: Wait. Did you say we are having pancakes for dinner?

Dad: Wait for what? Yes, a whole breakfast for dinner!

Kid: Wait. Can I invite Carly over for pancakes?

Dad: What are we waiting for? No, Carly is irritating.

Kid: Wait. Can we have hash browns too?

Dad: Why are we still waiting? Yes, hash browns are delicious.

Kid: Wait. Carly loves hash browns!

Wait by MRacer August 16, 2014

God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK

Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know

God's waiting room by Wixon November 1, 2007