wtf

WHAT the fuck
WHO the fuck
WHY the fuck
WHERE the fuck

WHY the fuck is ben so stupid? wtf

by why is bengay March 23, 2010

wtf

Means What The Fuck.
______Where
______Who
______When
______Why

Another TF abb. is HowTF.

Fu: I found out last night that I am inheriting $1,000,000!
Ck: WTF?!!!

by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 27, 2007

wtf

1) with thanks from
2) what the fuck
3) what the frick
4) what the fudgesicles
5) wednesday, thursday, friday
6) why the fuck
7) where the fuck

while writing a letter: WTF, John. (Hilarity ensues)

WTF John! GTFO my couch!

john: hey look! WTF is coming up!

by Alye February 2, 2010

wtf

not what the fuck-want to fuck

hey baby wtf?

ya i was this total babe last night and she totaly wtf. (past tense form)

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

WTF

Short form of Welcome to Facebook

A child wrote on his Facebook: "My dad registered an account in Facebook! And he sent me a friend request? WTF!"
His dad replied: "Dear son, what is the meaning of WTF?"
The child wrote: "Welcome To Facebook!"

by wtfl4lwtfwfc August 22, 2014

WTF

Where's The Fridge?

WTF! MAN?

by franlu August 19, 2009

Wtf***

Prononciation like "what tough"
Straight meanings:

World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...

1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.

2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch

1. Coastello:
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?

Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"

2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"

Abwoat:
"Wtf***"

3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."

Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"

by Slangherinthenight August 2, 2009