slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 02, 2003

Bloody Axe Wound

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

by Slick Dick Lick June 16, 2004

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer July 23, 2005

The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

by tthe masked stranger January 07, 2010

muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007

gammy axe wound

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

by jamfsob August 12, 2003