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by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007
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Windows 10

A complete joke of an OS. Pretty much Windows 8 with a start menu, Siri, and driver issues.
GuyNum1: Have you seen the new Windows 10?
GuyNum2: Yeah, it's the reason I'll be using Windows 8 for the next year or so.
by VirusFirewall October 7, 2015
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Windows 98.2

The most stable system ever created even compared to Linux.
Because of all the fixes that were done for it in Windows 98 it has all of its creases ironed out. It is the best OS that I have and ever will work with. I still have a 98.2 that has been running since before 2000. I haven’t even needed to turn it off it just runs. I will go up to it and browse the web and run programs and it dose just fine. It works great for a simple at home computer that doesn’t have a lot of power. If you want a server I would recommend Windows 2000 or something like Redhat
“Wow your still running 98”
“Nope”
“What?”
“I’m running Windows 98.2”
What the hells the difference?”
“It works a hell lot better”
by Notcarter January 7, 2009
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windows me

Windows ME

aka "Megaflop Edition"

We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.

Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....

"Malfeasance Edition"
by Anthony Watts June 2, 2004
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windows fanboy

Somebody who belevies that Windows is superior to any OS and it is perfect. Windows Fanboys are usually found "debating" with Mac and Linux users l
Mac User: Hey I got the new mac

Windows Fanboy: Oh LOL why not windows
Mac User: I find OS X better
Windows Fanboy: OMG PC MASTER RACE APPLE FANBOY
by DuncsGaming March 30, 2014
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windows update

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
by The man October 18, 2001
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Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
by Dark Prime May 13, 2005
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