Indian Wisher

To have regret about a wish that was made.

Your biggest wish was to get married but now you regret ever making that decision. You're an Indian Wisher.

by Lulie J. April 8, 2010

pussy washed

A stage beyond whipped; brain washed by a girl's vagina.

Greg is so pussy washed by his girlfriend Veronica.

by Founder of Ls May 15, 2015

megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot

that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales

by dj the man June 11, 2006

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009

FOX-washed

A) The process by which FOX News spins information to rally a conservative demographic.

B) The process of brainwashing that occurs when viewers accept this manipulated news as the truth.

a) Obama's speech, revealing how he has cut taxes for 90% of Americans, was FOX-washed to portray that he is actually raising taxes -- by using a clip out of context.

b) The FOX-washed crowd jeered at Obama's visit, calling him a socialist and comparing him to Hitler.

by Mister John October 29, 2010