The Vulcan

Closely related to the shocker. Insertion of the pointer and middle fingers in the vagina and insertion of the ring and pinky fingers in the anus.

I was giving her the shocker but she wanted more, so I stuck my ring finger in her butt and gave her the vulcan.

Vulcanize that ho!

by bruno funkyzeit October 27, 2008

Vulgar Dog

1. William Shakespeare.

Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.

2. A dog. Any dog.

Bet you can't find me a dog who is not a vulgar dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

volva

a dance when you slap your hand, on the sides your thighs/ vagina part and rotate your hips

bitch i can volva you any day volva you anyday!!

by weasel January 20, 2005

Vulcan Blowjob

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.

by AtomicPenguinCatcher October 18, 2010

Valvados

A homosexual administrator of Final Fantasy Online Forums.
He gets hot and bothered rather easily especially by Mega Man video game releases. Also likes yaoi, and has a religion devoted to it. He gets fucked in the ass by his fellow gay adminstrator lovers.

Valvados gives Abe on other IRC CREW members head on a regular basis.

by Valvados November 3, 2003

Velva

Has the same name as a town in North Dakota. Old school aftershave for men Aqua Velva. Bossy and Loud, lots of Attitude and the best part of all is she is very loyal to her family and friends.

Velva is not Velveeta Cheese

by Velva's Mom February 4, 2010

vulcan snorkel

a sexual act when one straddles the face placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis in the mouth...........resembling the three in a "v"
the man has to be facing the way of the recipients feet.....

Nic gave that bitch a vulcan snorkel...........although it caused her to choke and she couldn't see shit.

by jere from smackjab April 18, 2008