Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Knight Vision Goggles

One's ability to see chess tactics concerning the Knight.

With the White Queen on D3 and a White Knight on G5 on the open diagonal, Black to move, he plays ...g7 to stop Mate. Seeing the threat, Black was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles to see it with.

I noticed Magnus was wearing his Knight Vision Goggles when he sacrificed his Bishop followed by Nxf3+, Forking the King and Rook.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015

ghetto vision

A dream, goal or to aspire to do better in life than other thugs in your neighborhood.

Yo, my ghetto vision is happenin' for real because I'm bringin' in mo' grip on chopping these Lambo's than all those foos on the corner selling dope.

by T8NTDSOUL November 14, 2015

Camera vision

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

chug vision

On the Scottish sitcom ‘Still Game’ Winston steals bobbys tablet to find “chug vision” on his search history chug is another word for wank and chug vision is a fictional porn site.

Winston: *looks on bobbys tablet while bobby is away for a minute*”chug vision”
He says as he finds his internet history filled with porn and porn sites

by Chug vision June 5, 2019

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard

Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...

by Death Menace May 9, 2023