Video Games

The thing that parents blame for bad situations

Kid: *gets a B in math*
Parents: if you would just stop playing Video games you would get an A

by Mini Grizzz December 12, 2020

Video Game Challenged

When a person is so incompetent in video games and should not even play the game at all.

He was so video game challenged that if he were not to play at all, his team would win. videogames gaming challenged videogaming gamer games

by SigmaOmega3 August 17, 2016

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Video-Game

No. They are not a proxy for physical play but I wasn't socialized by the age of 4 so I guess I'm already doomed! DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOMED!!! DOOMED AND DAMNED! So, I'll just keep playing them.

Hym "The meta-game of a competitive video-game can be AS COMPLICATED if not MORE than chess. It's not a substitute for anything but it's no different than spending your time playing chess. Aside from the public perception."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

video game depression

that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game

friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?

friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression

by epicgamer#06 December 19, 2019