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Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.
I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.
by NovaReason November 26, 2010
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Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009
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Ventura

The humboldt of southern california. With more than half the county set as national forests more bulk herb comes out of here than anywhere else in southern california.
Damn man im so high i cant even open my eyes after a rip of that Ventura County Og
by Beverly42 April 13, 2010
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human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump June 22, 2016
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blush vengeance

N. After being caused to blush do to someone's complement or embarrassment you then, in turn, make them blush. Blush vengeance, or b venge for short, is sometimes harbored until in public places or crowded situations to maximize embarrassment to the party recieving the blush vengeance.
Tina- Oh MY god Gloria, Tony made me blush so bad when he told me he missed me so much while i was on vaykay.

Gloria- Did you get blush vengeance on him?

Tina- Heck yeah I did. I waited till we were hanging out with his friends and said, "I like your Ed Hardy Shirt. Did your sisters glue those rhine stones on for you." The b venge was sweet.
by ACCintheLBC July 17, 2009
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The Venus Fly Trap

A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.

It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
by Joshua Phillip November 5, 2006
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Ace Ventura

Driving with your head out the window like Ace Ventura. Reasons include farting passengers, frosted windshields, or for fun.
The windows were so foggy I had to Ace Ventura to school today!
by LRD October 23, 2009
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