Valdesed

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

by cfabw September 13, 2011

Valencia

A sub-secluded town within the Santa Clarita Valley that consists of extremely white, wealthy conservatives that partake in drugs to cope with the absolute boredom that plagues the area, in which they reside. Those going to Valencia High School can usually be described as 'edgy', but in all seriousness they are wanna-be ravers, druggies, fascists, and racists. You will not find any culture on this side of the valley.

Boy 1: "Hey did you hear about those kids from Valencia that got caught saying n*gger?"
Boy 2: "Lmao, what else is new?"

by Hiroshi Kohaku Hibiki February 23, 2017

Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.

John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto

by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019

the vale

Sunnyvale, California, the home town!

Hey Chris are you coming to the vale tonight?

by Chels dogg July 24, 2003

vacetious

the act of a girl leading a male astray in a sexual manner, followed by an immediate rebuttal of the previously promised favor or action

(In the midst of ((what appear to be)) the beginning acts of sex.)-

Girl- "Yeah! You like that?!..... "
Male- Some reinforcing gesture
Girl- "You just wait till I fuck you!"
Male-... some reinforcing gesture

-10 Minutes Later

Girl- "I just dont want to have sex with you because I really like you."

she was being vacetious

by JWPT October 26, 2010

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021

Mexican Valcano

When you pull out before ejaculatig and ejaculate in the females mouth then slap her cheeks together causing the cum semen to blast everywhere... While yelling ole

Connor had a blast giving Tracy a Mexican Valcano.

by bmeyer June 29, 2015