Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
by Man11 May 30, 2016
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Get the vacation dick mug.A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
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Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
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by Galen Knode May 25, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 21, 2009
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It's like that age-old joke:
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
by UpvoteEverything June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
by Navychief929 May 25, 2016
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