Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

Ukranian Stomach bug

Radiation poisoning.

person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020

Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Ukranian welcome mat

Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.

“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”

by Samuyil Hyde February 28, 2022

Ukrainaphobe

A person who hates Ukraine, it's culture, and it's people

Did you see that nut? He's a Ukrainaphobe.

by Atomic Emperor April 22, 2022

ukraine kid

a meme found within dead discord servers filled with ukraine citizens.

Person 1 inserts an image of their dog
Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog?
Person 1 : Wtf?

Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog
Person 1 has left the chat

by Weird definitions May 30, 2022