Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

by ToshedSalad March 10, 2010

tooshay

your ASS.yes your ass, theres nothing wrong with it just another name for the body part that gets grabbed, sat on, shaken, smacked and anything else you can possible think of.

SHAKE THAT TOOSHAY!!

by luvinhimalwayzbitch December 15, 2008

toosh

The sound you make when pretending you are shooting someone with your thumb and index finger.

Johnny: "toosh! TOOSH! aha, you are dead."
Tommy: "Not yet, toosh toosh now i got you:)"

<3

by akldjfasdflsadjfa July 23, 2008

daniel tosh

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

by Taint Gobbler February 13, 2010

toshi

1. my boyfriend
2. bomb ass dick

I love my boyfriend Toshi.

by tracy May 6, 2005

Toshan

The Indian scammer that pretends that his name is Joe or John

I need to call Toshan to get my computer fixed

by Bitch ass gay nigger May 9, 2019

tosh.0rgasm

An orgasm achieved by a man when having experimental gay sex while wearing a deep V shirt typically followed by sexual orientation confusion and denial of your homosexuality to your friends.

I nailed this hottie last night and had a crazy tosh.0rgasm.

by IndySteve July 9, 2010