twitching

A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.

This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.

by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009

Dick Twitch

The shaky tingles a guy gets in his dick after he busts a nut.

Stop bitch!! You know I can’t take that shit once I get the dick twitches!!!

by FreddyKT December 2, 2017

ass-twitching

An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.

He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.

by kallena May 4, 2010

twitch of the misquito

A rare sexual disease among men with small penises. This disease causes men to jerk & jizz uncontrollably during sex, this is very unpleasureable. And EVERYONE hates the twitch of the misquito.

"Dawg, Did you hear about Dave? His woman left him because of his small wang & the "the twitch of the misquito".

by SAT! June 17, 2009

TWITCHIN

-Twitter Snitchin, getting up on twitter, letting everyone know some shit went down, but in reality you are still a Snitch

-Putting up a tweet with vital information, that you wouldn't shout out in any other form, otherwise be labeled and bitch ass Snitch

-Being an all around fag and Internet Snitching

Fabolous was "Twitchin" on T-Pain in Vegas this weekend

by Nasty1931 September 7, 2009

Twitched

Another way of saying shooken up. meaning that your a little frightened by something you did or are going to do

Guy 1: Woah whats up with her?
Guy 2: Oh man, she's really twitched
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: She's gotta break up with her boyfriend because he's been cheating and hitting her...

by XxSORAxX September 30, 2010

twitching

twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter

Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."

by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 2, 2010