Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Sneak Tweet

When you're tweeting about something without explicitly saying what it is you're talking about. Similar to a sneak diss in usage, but not normally used to talk shit.

Jeff: You see how Jamie was sneak tweetin about the party on Saturday?
John: Shit is wild, man thinks he's a secret agent but he can't keep it down to save his life.

by O. P. November 12, 2020

Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.

"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.

by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020

louis tweeted

BEST DAY EVER. when the sassmaster of doncaster tweets everyone goes wild!!!! the gays come out of hiding and try to get his attention!! always tweets never posts a selfie, but always makes us happy

Louis:Hope everyone’s doing alright!!
Us: OMG LOUIS TWEETED
Us: LOUIS POST A SELFIE

Louis: *never does*

by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021

smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

Menage a Tweet

When on the social network Twitter and tweeting with two other people. It is a menage a tweet.

I was twittering with two women when I thought this is like a menage a trois. So I thought hmm tweet plus menage a trois equals menage a tweet.

Tonight I will engage in a menage a tweet.

by 559mickey November 8, 2009