TANGOTI

An acronym derived from the phrase "There Are No Girls On The Internet"

"I met this awesome girl with a cute picture on a dating site"

"sorry bro, TANGOTI, it's a dude"

by tangoti January 10, 2013

Tango Acne

Acne believed to be developed from tangoing so much that you clog your pores by accumulating numerous individuals' sweat, oil, and dead skin. Common places of development include right cheek for men; forehead and/or either cheeks for women depending on your embrace.

Dude, you might need to consider washing your face during the milonga, your tango acne is spreading!

by Dawsoniana October 26, 2013

twagon

To have a twagon means to have a fat/big ass.

“Damn that girl got a twagon.”
“You saw that twagon?”

by sampletext00 December 19, 2018

Tango Snatch

When an already attractive girl questionably decides it would be an improvement to liberally apply fake tan, ending up looking like a human satsuma.

Looks like Tango Snatch has hit the bottle again.

by Delfonic May 6, 2020

Twang

Twang is when the pussy packs a punch. Acidic, loud. Similar to touching your tongue on a 9v battery. Unpleasant . Seasoned by the day.

Bro, she fine but damn that thang had a lil too much twang for me

by I'm Not Frank February 23, 2021

twangalang

a musky penile object

Girl he wanted me to come over his crib and suck his d*ck and when he pulled it out it was stank. He had a twangalang.

by x.softestfire March 12, 2021

twangphobic

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against country music or country music musicians.

Those twangphobic bastards over at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame brutally misgenred Dolly Parton, attempting to induct her, even though she gave them her categorizations.

by crookt March 16, 2022