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Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
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TurtleBoard

fuck u turtleboard
by Jason FunnyMan Velinsky July 25, 2023
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Turtleboard

Coolet guy around
Hates gamejolt pronouns
Not a furry
Turtleboard is awesome. Turtleboard is not a furry
by Richie Lucky July 31, 2024
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Turtleboy

Turtleboy is a blogger and YouTube personality known for his investigative reporting and strong support of Karen Read. Turtleboy was arrested for being a great investigator and exposing the corruption of multiple law enforcement agencies in Massachusetts.
Did you read the latest Turtleboy blog?
by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023
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Turtlemouth

Turtlemouth, when a person has teeth but is not visible when talking/eating.
Robert : Hey bro how are you?
Robert’s friend : Good, did your teeth fallout last night? It looks like you have Turtlemouth
Robert : Why’s it called Turtlemouth?
Robert’s friend : because turtles do not have visible teeth.
by turtlemouth April 20, 2024
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Turtlecore India

Turtlecore represent the volume of nothig to something and something to everything because Turtle is slow but because it has a consistency and this is revolutionary in this word and its the core values of Turtle Core and core value are the very big part of any situation if your core value you have you can give your best at any situation in web development we use this defination to our business.
Consistancy Turtlecore India
by Pradhumen Singh April 29, 2024
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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