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turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
mugGet the turf-burnermug.

Turf twerker

That turf twerker could get the whole crowd blushing!
by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024
mugGet the Turf twerkermug.

Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.
'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'
by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018
mugGet the Moon Turfmug.

Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player
by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020
mugGet the Turf n surfmug.

Turf Talk

Protecting the ground you're walking on, and, then, or, directing traffic on your turf.
That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
mugGet the Turf Talkmug.

Turf

A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people because they have no personality
Shut up you turf
by tylerh8 January 31, 2021
mugGet the Turfmug.

Turf club

This definition originated in the puby schools of Brizzy and simply refers to the word "dead".
Stupid idiot-does something stupid and idiotic
You- can I get u a lifetime membership to the turf club mother fucker
by Defualt name 1234567890 August 16, 2019
mugGet the Turf clubmug.

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