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turbo sex

Ahhh, I just finished having turbo sex with this hot-ass chick I met last night!
by Matthias Azamer February 15, 2007
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turbo shits

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006
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turbo poop

turbo poop- to take a really fast poop
oh man i had to take a turbo poop after taco hell!
by Undi$clo$3d August 19, 2007
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Turbo Time

Turbo time is a slang word for snorting cocaine. It's mostly used in Las Vegas by high rollers and feins. You can use it if you're trying to score cocaine as well.
"Aye homeboy, its turbo time!"
"Alright ese, lemme get the coke!"
by Obey666 September 4, 2009
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turbo thinker

n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and analysis. Expounds exuberantly.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.
"Holy frigin swampdonkies, that Johnson kid's a wicked frigin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem.'
by rob dianome October 27, 2008
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Turbo Jetson

Turbo Jetson refers to super hero like tendencies among humans. It is a title of great distinction and is only used to describe those who are usually superior to others. It can also refer to a mythical super hero known as Turbo Jetson.
"Hey, Turbo Jetson, you're like my super hero"
"You better slow your roll or people will think you are Turbo Jetson."
"I think you could be Turbo Jetson because you are so bad ass"
"Who do you think you are? Turbo Jetson?"
"Fuck Turbo Jetson. That bitch has everything!"
by Iggie Mathias George January 16, 2009
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Turbo Grundle

this is where a male shaves their balls then decides to smash their balls into an unsuspecting victims naked forehead
quick hes asleep go turbo grundle him
by coles April 22, 2006
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