nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating

Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.

by igotthedefs February 14, 2009

top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses

damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

touche

when something that has already been said can be applied a second time

Can be used as a synonym for ditto

Sherlocke: This has me stumped my dear Watson

Watson: Touche

by Memon4life January 5, 2012

touche

word used when someone has a point , or has a comeback that makes sense

Person 1: I'm going to win the election as smartest kid in school
Person 2: You're not popula . No one will vote for you.

Person 1: Touche.

by giraffe . December 3, 2014

jonny toucher

A rare trumpet tootling beast living in the wilderness of Borlase School.

Hunts the legendary Phillippa (Search Phillippa for a good definition) goddess through many afternoons at Jazz club/Pendulum.

Obsessed by lighting, Ipods and is rarely satisfied!

The tall bald Jonny of Borlase School

by Dan da Man January 28, 2005

Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 14, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 13, 2011