Kentucky Bread Trade

When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.

Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH

by ashstay June 8, 2014

jackass of all trades

A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.

My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Trade Rape

The process of making an awful trade in fantasy football.

John- Dude, I just got Plaxico Buress for Ronnie Brown from Kevin!

Steve- Man, you got trade raped. Plaxico Buress is in jail for like 3 years.

by TebowTime January 9, 2011

Eduardo's Traverse

During vaginal intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. Most effective when she isn't really sure if it actually just happened.

Dude, I totally did the Eduardo's Traverse on that girl last night. She was like "what? did you just do? nah, couldn't have been".

by Rob Matton March 15, 2007

Street Trade

When someone offers another person alcohol or drugs for sex. The sex acts are often filmed and put on the internet.

I saw a fine ass dude walking down the street and I asked him if he wanted his dick sucked, but he said he is not gay. So I offered him a "Street Trade" and he said ok.

by JonLBC January 13, 2009

Jill-of-all-trades

1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.

2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades

Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.

Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.

Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.

by EYaters May 1, 2008

Drug Trade

The illegal drug trade or drug trafficking is a global black market consisting of the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of illegal drugs. While some drugs are legal to possess and sell, in most jurisdictions laws prohibit the trade of certain types of drugs. The illicit drug trade operates similarly to other underground markets. Various drug cartels specialize in the separate processes along the supply chain, often localized to maximize production efficiency and minimize damages caused by law enforcement. Depending on the profitability of each layer, cartels usually vary in size, consistency, and organization. The chain ranges from low-level street dealers who may be individual drug users themselves, through street gangs and contractor-like middlemen, up to multinational empires that rival governments in size. Illegal drugs may be grown in wilderness areas, on farms, produced in indoor or outdoor residential gardens or indoor hydroponic grow-ops, or manufactured in drug labs located anywhere from a residential basement to an abandoned facility. The common characteristic binding these production locations is that they are discreet to avoid detection, and thus they may be located in any ordinary setting without raising notice. Much illegal drug cultivation and manufacture takes place in developing nations, although production also occurs in the developed world.

The drug trade is getting out of hand. Why don't they just legalize that shit.

by Risown January 28, 2009