I was late for work because I got stuck behind a "Toyota Terrified" when the traffic lights turned green and the driver panicked and didn't know what to do next.
by Firebird89 October 10, 2020
Get the toyota terrifiedmug. toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno
by fhhhffhdhgdhthsthsht March 8, 2025
Get the toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treunomug. by shlutphuppy August 11, 2025
Get the Toyota Tacomamug. Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...
The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
Get the Toyota GT86mug. Driven by the nice Asshole you will ever meet he is kind loves to help people knows what he wants in life do not cross him he will help people when he can his goal in life is to help others in need his whole goal is to help other clean up there lives and Achieve financial freedom unlike others before his time he sees things in a different light and believes that just because someone try’s things that may not agree with others they may not push their ideologies without trying it themselves … he is a positive light where-ever he goes watch out though he will make your life a living hell if you piss him off this is hard to do … fair warning he can call on the powers of unknown forces…… kind, and fair he would help just about anyone but he has a real problem with authority he believes that no one should be controlled they should be free to make there own choices however crimes against humanity is where he draws a line. Live long and prosper education isn’t everything but it helps. One of the luckiest person alive. People are drawn to him Watch out though don’t take his kindness for a weakness you’ll awaken something you never want to see
That t.o.w guy that drives a 2022 Toyota Camry hybrid he’s a nice guy just don’t cross him you might regret it
by Dirty hooker tow August 6, 2022
Get the 2022 Toyota Camry hybridmug. An expression that refers to the fact that the production years of 1st gen Toyota Prius (2001-2003) coincide with PS1, whilst that of 2nd gen Toyota Prius (2003-2009) with that of PS2, and that of 3rd gen Toyota Prius (2009-2015) with that of PS3. Same with 4th gen Toyota Prius (2016-2022) whose production years coincide with PS4, whilst that of 5th gen Toyota Prius (2023~present) whose production years also coincide with PS5. Not to mention that the nameplate "Prius" starts with "P" and ends with "S", where both letters make the acronym for "PlayStation". Contrast this with Mitsubishi L300 pickup and Mercedes-Benz G-Class which both have been manufactured since 1979 until present in nearly unchanged form (with few to no facelifts), hence not coinciding with the pace of technological advancement of any gaming console.
Some people joke that the Toyota Prius is a gaming console because its generations match up perfectly with PlayStation generations from PS1 through PS5, showcasing how both have evolved with technology while other vehicles like the Mitsubishi L300 pickup or Mercedes-Benz G-Class stick to their unchanged classic roots.
by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
Get the Toyota Prius is a gaming consolemug. A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug.