Derived from Toyota cars known for being near indestructible, I mean look at what top gear did to try and destroy a Toyota Hilux.
*Driving a Toyota out of a sticky situation where other vehicles would simply die.*
That’s “Toyota Reliability” for ya!
That’s “Toyota Reliability” for ya!
by Yung Dragonfly March 15, 2021
A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 07, 2023
The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
by henry1272838442 February 22, 2025
A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life
by Td42t for life September 04, 2018
Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...
The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
just A ugly ass Toyota Hilux especially the REVO one that has a diesel 4 cylinder that’s sounds nasty
The name is derived from the tesla cybertruck
The name is derived from the tesla cybertruck
P1: What is the most popular car in Thailand
P2: The Toyota Poopertruck
P1: I hate those things, I can’t wait to get the tri motor cyberbeast cybertruck, that thing kicks ass you know
P2: The Toyota Poopertruck
P1: I hate those things, I can’t wait to get the tri motor cyberbeast cybertruck, that thing kicks ass you know
by EMD F59PHI January 03, 2024
1. A van made by Toyota which has 6 generations, the 5th gen is the WORST GENERATION EVER AND THE WORST TOYOTA PRODUCT EVER!!!! because of its bad interior quality (STOP JUDGING ANY CHRYSLER MOPAR PRODUCTS IN THE 2000s, CUZ TOYOTAS INTERIOR IS WAY WORST) the dashboard is flimsy, the base models have no headrests, some of the vans with manuals have NO TACHOMETER which is STUPID for a commercial vehicle. And its SWB versions have absolutely no legroom space, and countries like the Caribbean and some Asian and African countries uses them as buses, which makes them the worst vehicle to use as a public transit (aside from their reliability)
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
2. Something that is bad quality
3. A sexual act similar to the shocker or the “mini-van”, or “Chrysler town and country” is where 3 fingers are inserted into the vagina, since these vans can seat 3 up front like a truck, and 15 fingers in the butt-hole, or you can fit 20 fingers in the anus since in the Caribbean where they will try to cramp 20 people in these vans
1 A. Bruh this soccer mom’s 2011 Toyota hiace interior is falling apart, making look like it exist more than 30 years
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
B. Man these hiaces are awful, rode on one in St Vincent, they had absolutely no legroom and it’s a pain in the ass to come out from sardine pack vans
C. Man I hate these H200 hiaces, I wish they can somehow come to the USA and someone places these vans onto a track and let an Amtrak GE Genesis P42DC and/or CSX or BNSF EMD GP38-2 Ran over these terrible Piece of shits
2 A, Bruh this McDonald’s cheeseburger is so Toyota HiAce
B, Amy: OMG these Samsung Galaxy phone is Toyota hiace quality,
Hannah: why?
Amy: yesterday i bought the phone brand new and its cover is peeing like an 8 year old phone and also the screen cracked .
Amy: that’s why I will never get a Samsung.
3A, I give that sexy chick a Toyota HiAce and she said that she love it especially 15 fingers in her ass.
B, last night at the strip club my boyfriend gave me the Toyota HiAce and I hate it cuz my asshole hurts with these 20 fingers 😫😫😫
by EMD F59PHI July 12, 2024