Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

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The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

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Big touch

A touch tbat either lasts to long or is rapey in nature. (Any gameshow host ever.)

Ace: *gives James a big touch*
James: whoa, no homo tho, right?

by Bęèņ pőįšøň February 22, 2019

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A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.

"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"

by Dazzamon April 20, 2006

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tender touch

A tender touch is a loving, slow, gentle touch that makes your senses go wild, every little caressing movement driving you into ecstasy

"Upon her tender touch, in her arms, my knees can't help but weaken ♥"

by leetNightshade December 27, 2009

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Touch Hole

A tool, a knob, a jerk-off. More than a dork, but not quite a douchebag.

"Tom, stop being such a touch hole, Bellingham is right near Rhode Island and you know it."

"I just spent the whole day with that guy at the football game and the goddamn touch hole wouldn't stop talking about how good the Kansas City Chiefs were for even a minute."

by Mitch Kramer July 26, 2005

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