Turkey Bender

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.

Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."

by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018

Torky

Long lost sister of Junior B

“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022

Shirt Turkeys

The visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts.

Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."

Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."

by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012

rainbow turkey

Rainbow turkey is an alternate name for peafowl, peacocks, and peahens.

"Lets go out and bag ourselves a rainbow turkey."
"I love that szechuan rainbow turkey."
"The bleeding heart vegans next door don't want us to eat the rainbow turkeys."

by Rainbow Turkey August 3, 2018

Gettin’ turkeyed

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.

‘Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

by Jgvbhcxfghnk March 19, 2019

Spotlight Turkey

A Spotlight Turkey is a person who “gobbles” up all the attention (like a turkey would). They often appear in theatre rooms and consider themselves and cultured.

Man, that girl in theatre class is a total Spotlight Turkey!

by Ace123 October 25, 2019

Tiddy Turkey

Tiddy Turkey refers specifically to a turkey found in the game PixARK. It is a turkey which has abnormally large breasts and was deemed the "Tiddy Turkey." It is found that large breasted turkeys are located in Novice Grasslands, and gender does not appear to matter to these animals. Male or female turkeys will both have large tiddies. Bless up.

Me: "Yo dawg, we finally found the novice grasslands!"
My friend: "We did! Is that a Tiddy Turkey in the distance?"
Me: "Holy shit, it's majestic!"

by Joobis Baloobis May 31, 2020