The Three

That one group of three friends that talk shit about everyone they meet.

i.e Abbie, Kassidy, and Colton

No the three, she wasn't looking in the wrong town...

by Sour Pickle May 5, 2017

three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

Three fingers up

Three fingers up means you are madly in love with me no questions asked.

"Did you see them holding three fingers up", they must be inlove with me.

by Qwertyuiop124 April 6, 2022

three beer queer

1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.

When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.

by der ubergeek February 8, 2005

three-what rule

If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.

If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').

BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:

1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.

or

2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.

Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>

by duffmandarrah October 11, 2005

rule of three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

more than three

A verb meaning to adore someone or something. An intensified version of less than three. Also ">3".

Nerd Girl: I less than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Guy: Well I more than three you. *giggle*
Nerd Girl: Well I more than more than three you. *giggle*
Passerby: Shut the fuck up!

by wordshark May 21, 2008