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Tube Tonsils

Another name for deep-throating. It means someone sucks dick so hard it tickles his/her tonsils.
That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!
by Toe Jammin' November 3, 2011
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ta-tonsters

I gotta get a look at those ta-tonsters.
by jellybear December 6, 2014
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nice tonsils

What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.
Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.
That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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Furry Tonsils

Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.
"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."
by Gronkobopple May 24, 2022
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butt tonsils

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!
by anonymous June 9, 2023
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