Toll

A 'Toll' is a tall, spindly creature that is incredibly Camera-shy.
However, it is also incredibly gullible and can easily be fooled into appearing on film.

It has been observed having difficulty drinking water without half-drowing itself.

Aww, look! That Toll choked on some water it was drinking and now it has the hiccups!
Quick! Get the Camera!

by Skirra_Corvus November 24, 2011

tolled

ran over by a steamroller, or told off, corrected.

Person 1: 2+3=6.
Person 2: Actually, it's five.
Person three: You just got tolled

by cappy1709 August 6, 2008

TOLO

A way of life (like YOLO) but it means:
Tits out, legs up.

Jack: "How was last night with Serina?"

Sam: "Oh, it was great. You know, TOLO."

by BecauseTOLO July 23, 2012

bitch hole toll

The dollar amount that a prostitute charges for sex.

Brian: hey baby, let me get a piece of that.
Vicky: Honey, if you want to poke me with your pole, you've gotta pay the bitch hole toll

by the bitch hole babes December 1, 2009

Tolland

A little town in Western Mass, the most awesome town on the face of the earth, resting high up in the mountains it looks down on poor pathetic Southwick and Granville, Tolland pwns Southwick, great place for hiking, biking, smoking, drinking, having sex, camping, doing drugs, and burying those dead bodies we all know you've got lying around... come on down!

Bob: hey everybody, im from tolland!
Everybody: hey Bob, nice to meet ya!
Alice: hey everybody, im from southwick!
Everybody: ewww get her outta here!!

by tandrollluse June 2, 2009

Tolly

When you attract a member of the opposite sex as a partner, who is clearly of a much higher standard. Similar to punching above your weight or batting above your average.

''His girlfriend is so much fitter than''.
''Yeah, pulled a tolly hasnt he!!''

by msbants23 February 4, 2013

tollie

the result of a drunken night of shameless sex involving a soldering iron, anal eaze, hand-cuffs, a gerbil, ice cubes, and of course candles(to set the mood).

Last nite was great! i gave her the tollie treatment.

by Dir-t horacio July 13, 2006