Totey McGote

The act of giving a blowjob while standing on your head, while your partner poops on your big toe.

OMG, Stacy just gave Collie a Totey McGote. She must be pretty flexible.

by Dasssss Booooooooot November 29, 2013

Alabama Wagon toter

a sex postion, where a man sits in a wagon and his partner latches onto his penis(using the mouth) and totes him around a room. AWT = Alabama Wagon Toter

The Alabama Wagon Toter is one of the most painful sex positions in the world

by Polarbearman November 3, 2006

Totes

A word used to shorten the word totally.

Typically used by teenage girls and 30 year olds who like to use the term because of their love of "I love you, Man."

TOTES MA GOATS!

by Mrs. Farmey September 14, 2012

Totes mcgoats

Totally my goats. Or totally.

Origin:

Farmer- "Who's goats are over there?"

Other Farmer- "Oh...those are totes my goats. Totes mcgoats!"

by Goat Farmers January 17, 2011

totes presh

means totally precious/ cute. usually used by valley girls

1: "OMG Jessica, that ladybug purse with rhinestones is soo cuuttee!"
2: "Tell me about it Ashley! its like sooo totes presh!"

by totteess preeshhh February 17, 2010

Totezilla

A scottish terrier that is frickin' huge. It is for Scotties what Godzilla is for lizards. It's 'tote' referencing Toto the famous Scottish Terrier from the Wizard of Oz.

Dude look, it's a freaking Totezilla

by individualite August 11, 2010

Totes Creep

Something or someone that is extremely creepy. The totes is used for both emphasis, and to be funny.

1. That old man stared at me way too long. Totes creep.

2. It was such a totes creep way of staring at me.

by wordgrrl September 23, 2010