Ride the walrus: An expression meaning: Committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circumstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).
You are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother fucking walrus you ride the walrus.
by Deathmole September 02, 2010
After ejaculating into your partner's mouth, cover their lips with your hand and then whisper "I have syphilis" into their ear. The shock of the statement should cause the semen to shoot out of their nose and drip down their chin...thus creating walrus like tusks.
As Jane stared in disbelief at Dick, the foamy frothy walrus discharge dripping from her chin, she realized that she had become the victim of quite possibly the frothiest walrus of all time.
by The Baron of Kakkalakee July 11, 2008
A Hot Walrus is when you come in a girls mouth and the jizz drips out of each corner of her mouth like a walrus' tusks.
by Jay2016 December 10, 2015
One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.
I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!
by GreenJazz June 11, 2014
A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.
Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
by Jack694 December 06, 2009
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by HottmessExpress August 17, 2015